Friday, May 30, 2008

America What???

Hey all!!! So I'm finally on the road taking America down one peg at a time. Take that bitch. We just did the back wheel dip thing and left the Atlantic ocean from Yorktown, Virginia. It was a nice little spot with a short walk to tiny manmade beaches full of questionably legal women... Beautiful. There were a bunch of old pirate ships that shot off cannons last night, which I unfortunatley missed, but I did get to see them float atound today. They were pretty impressive sail boats.

Anyway I missed my 7:45 flight from Tulsa, of course, which I'm blaming on Casey Boy for not answering my phone calls. Ha, gotcha bitch! But seriously, thanks for the ride buddy! I didn't get in until 12:30 and then had to take a taxi 40 miles to Yorktown. Down another $70, but it could have been worse if I wasn't a haggling like a Pikey looking ass! I also lost $85 getting my truck towed the night before I left. I actually thought for a little bit about leaving there until I got back, but my bike was in the back. On that note, if anyone sees Patrick Moss around tell him to gimme my money, I need that shit.

So we are in Williamsburg, Virginia now, home to Williams and Mary College at a little coffee shop called Aroma's. They just shot some cannons from somewhere nearby, too. They really like their cannons around here... We are on our way to Jamestown now, just another 11 miles or so, so I gotta run. Peace, talk to you later!